Proc A 101. Introduction
(3-0) Cr. 3. F.S.SS. A wise man once said, "Never do today what
you can put off until tomorrow." Procrastination is a highly developed
art that has been pursued since ancient times. General history
of procrastination from prehistory through modern day. Basic theory
Proc A 110. Introduction to Power-Napping
(1-4) Cr. 4. F.S. The tool of choice for procrastinatory artists
needing to complete work at the last minute. Extensive lab work
Written and oral reports. Group projects and committee work. Materials
Proc A 120. Introduction to Computer Games
(1-10) Cr. 3. F.S. Beginning hands-on application of procrastinatory
tools. Complex metaphysical and theoretical time-vacuum discussions.
Class presentations and reports. Materials fee.
Proc A 201. Procrastinatory History : Prehistory
(3-0) Cr. 3. F.S. Prereq: 101,110 or 120. Study of the
history of procrastinatory arts from its earliest days to the
1800s. Ancient Greek and Roman procrastinatory theory. Medieval
and Renaissance procrastination.
Proc A 202. Procrastinatory History : 1800 -
(3-0) Cr. 3. S. Prereq: 201. Procrastinatory history including
general study of the modern masters. Study of the Unifying Theory
of Time Wasteage. Survey of Time-Vacuum theories.
Proc A 230. Applied Procrastinatory Arts
(1-2) Cr. 3. F.S. Prereq: 101, 110 or 120. Application
of procrastinatory problems and theory to contemporary subject
matter. Topics may include specific discussion on one or more
of the following procrastinatory subject areas: tests, term papers,
reports, group projects, long weekends, Spring Break Syndrome,
Proc A 260. Introduction to the Meaning of Life
(3-0) Cr. 3. S. Prereq: 201, 202, 230. Elementary study
of the Unified Theory of Everything as it applies to the Unifying
Theory of Time Wasteage and modern Time-Vacuum models. 42.
Proc A 301. Spanish Procrastinatory Theory
(3-0) Cr. 3. F.S. Prereq: 260. Detailed study of Spanish
dilación theory. Historical and contemporary subject
Proc A 302. French Procrastinatory Theory
(3-0) Cr. 3. F.S. Prereq: 260. Study of French temporisation.
Dfferences between contemporary and pre-Napoleonic thought. Focus
on Continental theory and the French contribution.
Proc A 401. Advanced Procrastinatory Theory
(3-0) Cr. 3. F.S. Prereq: 101, 260 additional 6 credits in
Proc A. Modern thought and theory behind the nature of procrastination,
age, gender, race, and religion. In-depth case-by-case discussion
of modern procrastination and the ultimate procrastinatory machine:
Proc A 403. Critical Decision Making Strategies:
the Magic 8 Ball
(3-0) Cr. 3. S. Prereq: 401, 6 credits in Proc A. Management
strategies and critical decision making simplified: when the time
is no longer right, a decision must be made. Management decision